Note: This is a work of humor. It completely does not reflect on how I am in real life or what I actually think of people. I was in a particularly snarky mood when I wrote it many years ago. I keep it up now because some people still find it funny and send me messages telling me so about once a month. But with that said, if you like it, woohoo! If you don’t like it, I’m sorry.
So, I know you’re thinking to yourself, „Self, there are so many profiles on OKCupid. How am I to ever really know what they all mean?“
Well, I am here to save you. I have compiled my many, many months of OKCupid experience and boiled them all down into a few simple tables for you, to help you with your profile-browsing experience. A team of crack scientists* has gone over each table and thoroughly reviewed it for technical accuracy and statistical correctness.
Adjectives
Ahh, those three little words that obviously completely describe us all. Because really, who can’t sum themselves up in three words? Continue reading „Also, boys: Random Girls On The Internet Do Not Want to Have Sex With You“